Size 12 Is Not Fat

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Meg Cabot
Size 12 Is Not Fat
A Heather Wells Mystery For Benjamin 1 Every time I see you I get a Sugar Rush You’re like candy You give me a Sugar Rush Don’t tell me stay on my diet You have simply got to try it Sugar Rush “Sugar Rush” Performed by Heather Wells Written by Valdez/Caputo From the albumSugar Rush Cartwright Records “Um, hello. Is anyone out there?” The girl in the dressing room next to mine has a voice like a chipmunk. “Hello?”
Exactly like a chipmunk.
I hear a sales clerk come over, his key chain clinking musically. “Yes, ma’am? Can I help you?”
“Yeah.” The girl’s disembodied—but still chipmunk like—voice floats over the partition between our cubicles. “Do you guys have these jeans in anything smaller than a size zero?”
I pause, one leg in and one leg out of the jeans I am squeezing myself into. Whoa. Is it just me, or was that really existential?...