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Short &
Tall Tales
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A L S O B Y L I L I A N J A C K S O N B R A U N
The Cat Who Could Read Backwards The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern
The Cat Who Turned On and Off
The Cat Who Saw Red
The Cat Who Played Brahms
The Cat Who Played Post Office
The Cat Who Knew Shakespeare
The Cat Who Sniffed Glue
The Cat Who Went Underground
The Cat Who Talked to Ghosts
The Cat Who Lived High
The Cat Who Knew a Cardinal
The Cat Who Moved a Mountain
The Cat Who Wasn’t There
The Cat Who Went into the Closet The Cat Who Came to Breakfast
The Cat Who Blew the Whistle
The Cat Who Said Cheese
The Cat Who Tailed a Thief
The Cat Who Sang for the Birds
The Cat Who Saw Stars
The Cat Who Robbed a Bank
The Cat Who Smelled a Rat
The Cat Who Went up the Creek
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Short &
Tall Tales
Moose County Legends Collected by
James Mackintosh Qwilleran
Lilian Jackson Braun
G . P. P U T N A M ’ S S O N S
New York
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
Short and Tall Tales: Moose County Legends A J O VE Book / published by arrangement with the author All rights reserved.
Copyright © 2005 by The Jove Publishing Group.
This book may not be reproduced in whole or part, by mimeograph or any other means, without permission.
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ISBN: 0-5151-3635-2
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JOVE and the "J" design are trademarks belonging to Penguin Putnam Inc.
Electronic edition: May 2005
Dedicated to Earl Bettinger, The Husband Who . . .
J A M E S M A C K I N T O S H Q W I L L E R A N
W I S H E S T O S AY:
“Let us give credit where credit is least expected.
To the automated coffeemaker that did yeoman duty during the preparation of this book. To my trusty typing machine, older than I am and still clicking. To Kao K’o Kung and Yum Yum, who sat tirelessly on my desk, supervising. Koko, as he is known, was ever willing to stare at my forehead when I was slow in thinking of the right word. Yum Yum, my official Muse, inspired with her mere presence and never once caught her whiskers in the typewriter platen.”
Contents
Introduction by Lilian Jackson Braun
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1. The Legend of the Rubbish Heap
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2. Secret of the Blacksmith’s Wife
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3. Housecalls on Horseback
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4. Hilda the Clipper
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5. Milo the Potato Farmer
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6. The Little Old Man in the Woods
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7. My Great-Grandmother’s Coal Mine
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8. The True (?) History of Squunk Water
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9. Whooping It Up with the Loggers
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10. “The Princess” and the Pirates
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11. Wildcattin’ with an Old Hog
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12. The Scratching Under the Door
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13. The Dimsdale Jinx
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14. The Mystery of Dank Hollow
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15. Tale of Two Tombstones
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16. The Pork-and-Beans Incident at Boggy Bottom
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17. At Last, a Hospital in the Wilderness
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18. Emmaline and the Spiral Staircase
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19. The Curious Fate of the Jenny Lee
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20. A Scary Experience on a Covered Bridge
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21. A Cat Tale: Holy Terror and the Bishop
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22. Those Pushy Moose County Blueberries
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23. The Curse on the Apple Orchard
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24. Matilda, a Family Heroine
129
25. How Pleasant Street Got Its Name
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26. The Noble Sons of the Noose
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27. Phineas Ford’s Fabulous Collection
141
Introduction
by Lilian Jackson Braun
When James Mackintosh Qwilleran and his tape recorder left the crowding and anonymity of the megalopolis and discovered Moose County, 400 miles north of everywhere, he learned two things: In a small rural community, everyone is a celebrity, and everyone has a story to tell.
Here was a journalist who had never known his grand-parents or even his own father! And he was interviewing folks whose roots went back to 1850. Their tales were short, and some were beyond belief. He listened and captured them for this volume of Short and Tall Tales. Also included are some of Qwilleran’s own research papers based on chats 쑽쑽쑽
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Lilian Jackson Braun with historians, members of the Oldtimers Club (no one under eighty), and descendants of backwoods pioneers.
A word about the author: Qwill, as he likes to be called, was a prize-winning journalist on major newspapers Down Below—until circumstances (read “an inheritance”) caused him to go native, so to speak. He is a tall, rugged in-dividual if middle aged, with graying hair, an oversize mustache that is much admired, and brooding eyes that harbor both sympathy and a sense of humor. He lives in a converted barn in Pickax City, the county seat (population 3,000). As is well known, his housemates are two Siamese cats. And yes, he has a girlfriend.
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The Legend of
the Rubbish Heap
A Chronicle of Two Pioneer Families How a miraculous bit of good luck started a three-generation course of success and disappointment, love and hatred, disaster and . . .
all’s well that ends well. It happened in Moose County, and details are corroborated by interviews with oldtimers and by diaries, letters, and other documents in the Pickax historical collection.
—JMQ
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In the mid–nineteenth century, when Moose County was beginning to boom, it was a Gold Rush without the gold. There were veins of coal to be mined, forests to be lumbered, granite to be quarried, land to be developed, fortunes to be made. It would become the richest county in the state.
In 1859 two penniless youths from Germany arrived by schooner, by way of Canada. On setting foot on the foreign soil, they looked this way and that to get their bearings, and both saw it at the same time! A piece of paper money in a rubbish heap! Without stopping to inquire its value, they tore it in half to signify their partnership. It would be share and share alike from then on.
Their names were Otto Wilhelm Limburger and Karl Gustav Klingenschoen. They were fifteen years old.
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Lilian Jackson Braun long hours, obeyed orders, learned everything they could, used their wits, watched for opportunities, took chances, borrowed wisely, cheated a little, and finally launched a venture of their own.
By the time they were in their thirties, Otto and Karl dominated the food and shelter industry. They owned all the rooming houses, eating places, and travelers’ inns along the shoreline. Only then did they marry: Otto, a God-fearing woman named Gretchen; Karl, a fun-loving woman nicknamed Minnie. At the double wedding the friends pledged to name their children after each other. They hoped for boys, but girls could be named Karla and Wil-helmina. Thus the two families became even more en-twined . . . until rumors about Karl’s wife started drifting back from the waterfront. When Karl denied the slander, Otto trusted him.
But there was more! One day Karl approached his partner with an idea for expanding their empire. They would add saloons, dance halls, and female entertainment of various kinds. Otto was outraged! The two men argued. They traded insults. They even traded a few blows and, with noses bleeding, tore up the fragments of currency that had been in their pockets since the miracle of the rubbish heap.
Karl proceeded on his own and did extremely well, financially. To prove it, he built a fine fieldstone mansion in Pickax City, across from the courthouse. In retaliation Otto imported masons and woodworkers from Europe to build a brick palace in the town of Black Creek. How the commu-
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Short & Tall Tales nity reacted to the two architectural wonders should be mentioned. The elite of the county vied for invitations to sip tea and view Otto’s black walnut woodwork; Karl and Minnie sent out invitations to a party and no one came.
When it was known that the brick mansion would be the scene of a wedding, the best families could talk of nothing else. The bride was Otto’s only daughter; he had arranged for her to marry a suitable young man from the Goodwinter family; the date was set. Who would be invited? Was it true that Otto had taken his daughter before a magistrate and legally changed her name from Karla to Elsa? It was true. Elsa’s dower chest was filled with fine household linens and intimate wedding finery. Gifts were being delivered in the best carriages in town. Seamstresses were working overtime on costumes for the wedding guests.
Gowns for the bridal party were being shipped from Germany. Suppose there was a storm at sea! Suppose they did not arrive in time! ...
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